h2odragon

Professional Availability: #

I might be available to help you with any system that needs to behave differently than it currently does. If it has electric components and is programmable, so much the better. If everyone else is afraid to touch it, come tell me (h2odragon) about it on the Discord server, maybe I can help.

NOTE: Health and family commitments limit the time I can sell, and make fixed scheduling difficult.

  • [ $50/HOUR ]

  • [ Contract Rates negotiable ]

  • [ Virgins and/or Meat Accepted ]

Stuff I put on my card: #

h2odragon

Competencies #

  • Pelican, and Jinja2 / HTML / CSS themeing for same
  • x4f : X4 Foundations Mods
  • raspi : RaspberryPi
  • Arduino / micro controller
  • 3dprinting : OpenSCAD, 3d Printing & Model Design
  • Software Defined Radio
  • [Libre,Open,MS] Office Software
  • Linux, Emacs, GIMP, Audacity, etc
  • Python, C, ASM (8+ arch), C++, etc
  • LAN, WAN & Systems Architecture / Administration
  • pre-"cloud" age: infrastructure; BIND 4,; sendmail, apache HTTPd
  • Precambrian networks: FOSSIL, UUCP, FIDOnet, BBSes, Usenet

Acheivements #

  • 12+ years of Happy family life
  • maintained high availability public presence sites in adverse circumstances with extraordinarily limited resources (nonprofit & charity)
  • prototype work in what became "data science" vmaps
  • published early documentation of advanced Linux netowrk routing capabilites; pre-VPN tunnel HOWTOs, traffic control and shaping

Other #

  • Erisian Philosophy & Therapy
  • odd & old computing equipment
  • misinterpretive dance
  • impromptu engineering
  • molds, spores, & fungi
  • chaotic neutral
  • unparalleled pulled pork
  • stupid rs232 tricks
  • weaponized curiosity
  • speed reading
  • helping freaks flock
  • high fidelity audio recording & reproduction
  • obligate infovore
  • speaker to animals
  • rapid rabid persiflage
  • ignition / combustion / detonation
  • totally not a werewolf
  • organic dataset comprehension & reshaping
  • bad puns appreciated
  • data compression, distillation, and peach brandy