The One Commandment
- "Think for yourself, schmuck"
The Suggestions
- Do Unto Otters as You Would Have Them Do Unto You
- Taste It Before Deciding You Don't Like It
- Nothing is Forever. Grab Today by the Balls.
- Womble Alee and Abaft of the Mind Mosh to Zen your Zone
The Observations
- History Rhymes, Even When No One Listens
- Pigs Can Fly, Given Sufficient Thrust